of discomfort mixed with exasperation at having your picture taken by a buffoon while trying to determine how to get said buffoon home from the middle of goddamn nowhere.

it was kind of a rocky night for yours truly

seen from texaco depot street, greenpoint, brooklyn

also check out the brand new t-shirt that i will never see again. oh, and did i mention that i got a sunburn that day on the bottom 1/3 of my arms? yes, this means i now have friggin tricolor arms.

ed is a big goddamn man. unfortunately for ed, it appears that size may actually be a detriment in the brave new world of competitive eating. still, cookie holds his own.

take a look at his stats

crazy legs didn't take the hot dog eating competition this year, but he was the subject and promoter of an awesome documentary that made it into both the tribeca film festival and the los angeles film festival. if you get the chance to see the film, DO IT.

better luck next year crazy legs, and congratulations on successfully navigating the oft-confusing sea of sexual choices that presents itself to celebrities of your stature.

accepting his medal after consuming 53.5 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes, thus shattering his own record and remaining the Hot Dog Eating Champion Of The World for the 4th year in a row.

and the leader has eaten 22 hot dogs and buns. please take note of the small flag waving to the left of the helmetted child.

they are showing such a conservationist flair considering this is the crown gluttony event of the year.

and you should have been there!

it's that time of year again

i sure hope nobody stole his stereo

who put the surprise visitors up for the night with only a few hours notice.

the friend of a sister of a friend of a friend

a sister of a friend of a friend